Friday, September 28, 2012

So this happened today...

Not 20 minutes ago, I broke myself.

I was walking outside with my friend and I turned around and BOOM my knee popped. Now I'm hobbling around in pain and sadness because I can't go home.

My best friend The Awesome thinks I'm an idiot. Which I am.

This is why I don't run anymore. I hurt myself walking. I'm awesome.

So now I'm sitting in Drama with ice on my knee holding back tears of pain because I'm broken as fuck.

Just thought you all should know.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Tired but not tired...

I finally finished my homework, woohoo!! So now I'm super sleepy, but I'm not at the same time and I don't know what my body is doing to me...

Anywho, my day today was fabulous, other than the fact that it was cold as balls and I had to stand outside for an hour watching my school's Cross Country team run...It's not as awesome as you'd think.

On the bright side, I got McDonald's which made my day. God, I'm a fat ass, but you know, YOLO and shit.

After eating a lot of french fries and chicken nuggets, I went to Sally's Beauty Supply with my lovely mother and bought fire-truck red hair dye. I'm so excited, it isn't even funny. Now I just have to dye my hair this weekend, possibly go get mah eyebrows done, and buy a homecoming dress that matches my red hair...

If I'm even going to homecoming...my past two have been just a bad and sad experience, partly because I'm lonely and no one will ever love me. I'm too socially awkward to be allowed at school dances...hell, I'm too socially awkward to be allowed in public. Ever. I'm too creepy.

But it is my Junior year and I only have two more homecomings, including this one, so I might as well go.

But at this rate, I will not have had a single date to a dance my entire high school career. So far, that's been the case and with the way I act around attractive males, that's the way it shall stay.

My friends need to teach me to be normal...although they aren't really all that normal themselves (I mean, you have to be crazy as fuck to be friends with me).

On an entirely different note, YAY FALL! I'm so happy that it's actually becoming Fall weather because I love wearing sweaters, it's my favorite. I'm going on a shopping spree at Goodwill and buying so many sweaters, it shall be fabulous.

Well, it's 10:00 and I should go to bed because I almost fell asleep in history today and that's a big no-no.

Hurah, hurah.

Sweet Baby Jesus on a Popsicle Stick!

It has recently been brought to my attention by my dear friend Max that I haven't been on my blog in a very long time. Blame tumblr.

So, I shall attempt to make this a daily sort of thing because I honestly have nothing better to do with my life! Yay, pathetic me!

Right now I'm in Drama class and I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but I just want to leave and shoot myself in the face. I love acting and I love Drama, but I hate this teacher because she doesn't know anything. Like, anything. And I'm angry. And angsty. And teenagery and aslfjc.vgkjelkrjffklj keyboard smash.

On the bright side, class is almost over, as is the school day. Then, I have Cross Country and then home and tumblr and yay.

Oh, in case you all were wondering, I've become a terrible fangirl who does nothing other than cry over celebrities on tumblr and facebook and probably this now as well.
I apologize in advance. Run while you can.

Anywho, that's about it for today. Peace and Hannah lovins! Yay!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Sorry...

I completely forgot to blog yesterday! I got home from The Awesome's house and I just passed out (after playing video games for about three hours). So, this blog is me talking about what I should have talked about yesterday. :D

Well, my dream the other night was extremely awful...I dreamed that I was blogging. Sad, right? You know you're addicted when you start dreaming about blogging. On the upside, my blog was freaking amazing! I was blogging about fighting dragons, which is pretty damn awesome. (:

On a completely different note, Children of the Corn is far less scary when you're not five. The blood looks like paint and it's hilarious. Watching Children of the Corn in a creepy ass house, on the other hand, is terrifying. The Awesome's house is just scary, even in daylight. I mean, who has ever heard of a freaking ghost walking through the house in daylight? No one, that's who.

Oh, and if you ever find yourself watching the movie Grave Encounters, stop it. It's awful. It's like a really fake Ghost Adventures. No me gusta.

Anywho, that's about all I did yesterday. Until next time (which is going to be about 8:00 PM (: )

Stay panted (:

Saturday, February 18, 2012

I Kinda Suck...

At Wii games...I was playing some games with The Awesome, and we both kinda suck. Especially at Mario Bros., which is like the easiest most simple game ever. That just goes to show how terrible I am at video games, despite my love of them.

Along with sucking with at Mario Bros., I really suck at Wii Resorts. I got powned so bad it isn't even funny. Except for at wake boarding, which I find really hilarious.

Not only did the two of us discover that we are awful at life, we also discovered that Subway is magical after midnight 18...Yes. It's no longer 12:18, it's midnight 18. Deal with it.

So, with that magical conclusion, we should just eat at midnight.

Well, I'm done rambling! Happy Saturday!

Stay panted :D 

Friday, February 17, 2012

I Couldn't Help Myself...

I think I'm addicted guys...already. Even though there's only one follower at the moment, I'm gonna call you guys 'guys'. Or guy. Or chick, because the person following me (The Awesome) is in fact, a chick. I think...

So, I pretty much have nothing to talk about, but that's gonna happen a lot on this blog! It is called Hannah Rambles, so it's appropriate for me to...ramble.

Pretty sure I was going to talk about something super duper important, but I forgot. Oh well!!

Anyways, hope this hasn't been a complete waist of your time! Only a little waist of your time.

Stay panted :D

So Omegle...

Is just about the greatest website ever. I just had a conversation with a person about baby Satan. It was fantastic. Then, another person refused to catch my tears of awesomeness (damn you Penny Lane) and so I died because I need my awesomeness to live! Oh, and I can't forgot my betrothed! We decided to marry each other when she completed the song I was singing. It was magical. I think I'm in love. (:

Well, that was a fun ride...thing. Talk to y'all later!!

Stay panted :D                                             

To Start It Off...

As you probably already know, my name is Hannah. (: Hello. I'm a dork and a nerd, but I don't take these things as bad. I embrace them because I know that's what makes me a beast. I have just recently become obsessed with Doctor Who, so all of my posts might be about that...either that, Harry Potter, or musicals. I already have my whole life planned out and if said plan doesn't work out, I will die on the inside. What I want more than anything in the whole wide world is to become an actress on Broadway and I feel like I'm doing a pretty good job on working up to that. I'm currently in my school's production of "Frankenstein" and guess who I am! Frankenstein! Yay! Happiness and rainbows! I love to sing and personally feel like I'm pretty okay...sometimes. Other than singing and watching Doctor Who, I don't do much in my free time. I'm pretty boring, but that's why I can come up with totally awesome blog posts; because I have nothing else to with my life. I love to play video games and my favorite at the moment is probably Skyrim...Best. Game. Ever. I also enjoy such games as Black Opps, Battlefield 3, Homefront, and a lot of first person shooter games. I'm not even remotely good at them, but I enjoy to destroy the little kids who play them. (:

Well, that's about all I'm gonna type right now because Maxamillian The Awesome (a rather good friend of mine) wants  to bake some cookies. Talk to y'all later!

Stay panted. :D